Who actually makes these?
People who work in healthcare. Every line started as something said out loud on a unit, not as a keyword someone found in a search tool.
Will I get in trouble for wearing this at work?
That's the design constraint, not an afterthought. Nothing we print points at patients — not the difficult ones, not the frequent ones. The jokes are aimed at the system, the software, the schedule, the equipment and our own exhaustion. A family member reading your chest in an elevator should find it, at worst, mildly funny.
Check your own dress code for graphic tees, obviously. We can't help you there.
Are these unisex?
The current line is a relaxed women's cut. More fits are coming.
Why does it take a few days to ship?
Each shirt is printed when you order it. See Shipping & Returns.
Can you make one for my specialty?
Probably, and we want to hear it. The most specific suggestions are the best ones — if it only makes sense to eleven people in your department, that's usually a sign it's good.
Do you do stickers, mugs, crewnecks?
They're coming. The designs were built text-forward specifically so they survive at sticker and mug size.
Can I buy for my whole unit?
Yes — see Team Orders. Talk to us before you order a dozen of anything.
Something arrived wrong.
Tell us with a photo and your order number and we'll replace it.