The short version
Order your usual size. If you're between sizes, or you want the looser look most of these shirts are photographed in, size up one.
The cut
- Relaxed women's fit with a slightly dropped shoulder
- Runs true to size through the body
- Soft, lightweight cotton jersey — not a boxy heavyweight
- Pre-shrunk, so it won't move much after the first wash
Washing it so it lasts
- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- No bleach, no fabric softener — softener coats the print and dulls it
- Don't iron directly on the print
These are shirts for people who work twelve-hour shifts and then have to do laundry. Treated normally, the print will outlast your interest in the joke.