STILL CHARTING
Cute art, dry line. Jokes about the schedule, the software, the tube system and the pizza. Never about patients. Printed to order in the USA on Comfort Colors heavyweight tees.
Opal: Clocked out at 1932. Still charting at 2015.
Levi: Keeps the MAP above 65 and the vibes below it.
Kevin: Loading dock, parking deck, break-room pizza. Unbothered.
Dr. Flo: Large, calm, assigned wherever. Has already seen this.
Stat: Arrives eventually. Out of order tag included.
Hank: Doctor loading. Debt-free in 2047.
Axel: Indestructible. Slightly translucent from exhaustion.
THE CAST
Opal works nights. Levi works the ICU. Kevin has badge access nobody issued. Dr. Flo floats. Stat is the tube system. Hank is a third-year. Axel is a resident who regenerates.
Nothing points at patients. The joke is always on the building.
Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight cotton, garment-dyed, S to 4XL. Ships in 5 to 10 business days.
Units, cohorts, Nurses Week committees. Talk to us before you order a dozen of anything.
WHO IT'S FOR
Pick the one that matches your badge. Each page has the designs that land for that job, the character who carries them, and the weeks the unit actually buys for.
