Everything In This Building Beeps — Women's Relaxed T-Shirt

The pump in 4 is occluded. The bed alarm in 6 has been going since you sat down. Somewhere down the hall a phone is ringing that belongs to nobody, and the monitor at the desk is alarming about a lead that fell off an hour ago.

You stopped hearing all of it around 1000. You will hear every bit of it again tonight, in the shower, at home.

Made for nurses, respiratory therapists, ICU and ER staff, monitor techs, residents and paramedics — everyone who has developed a professional relationship with alarm fatigue. Good for night shift, unit gifts and team orders.

Fit & fabric

• Relaxed women's cut with a slightly dropped shoulder — true to size, size up for a roomier fit
• Soft, lightweight cotton jersey with a smooth face that holds fine print detail
• Pre-shrunk — machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, no fabric softener

Printing & shipping

• Printed to order in the USA — nothing sits in a warehouse waiting
• Typically 2–5 business days to produce, plus transit
• Designed by people who actually work in the building