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Denied. Appeal. Denied. Appeal. — Comfort Colors Heavyweight Tee
$36.00
Stat carries a fax machine instead of a shell. Out of it unspools a ribbon of paper that reads DENIED, then APPEAL, then DENIED, then APPEAL, and then keeps going off the edge of the shirt.
It is not a bug in the system. It is the system.
Made for anyone who has ever done peer-to-peer at 0745, and the pharmacy that watched.
Featuring Stat, the tube system.
Fit & fabric
- Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed, unisex, S to 4XL
- Boxy and relaxed. Order your usual size for the loose look; size down for a closer fit
- Garment-dyed, so every piece takes colour slightly differently and softens with every wash
Printing & shipping
- Printed to order in the USA. Production 2 to 5 business days, then transit
- Any two tees, 10% off at checkout
- Designed by people who actually work in the building