Patient Denies Everything.
Patient Denies Everything.
Opal on the exam table at employee health, arms folded. Dr. Flo with the clipboard. Patient denies everything: the cough, the hours, the vending-machine dinner, the last time she took a break.
The patient is one of us. That is the rule and the joke.
Made for anyone who has been the worst historian in the building and charted it about someone else.
Featuring Opal, night shift RN. Featuring Dr. Flo, float pool attending.
Fit & fabric
- Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed, unisex, S to 4XL
- Boxy and relaxed. Order your usual size for the loose look; size down for a closer fit
- Garment-dyed, so every piece takes colour slightly differently and softens with every wash
Printing & shipping
- Printed to order in the USA. Production 2 to 5 business days, then transit
- Any two tees, 10% off at checkout
- Designed by people who actually work in the building
Fit & fabric
Comfort Colors 1717: 6.1 oz garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, unisex and boxy, sizes S to 4XL. It runs generous. Size down for a fitted look, stay true to size for the relaxed one. Measurements are on the sizing page.
Printing & shipping
Each tee is printed when you order it, in the USA. Production is 2 to 5 business days, then transit. If it is for a dated event, order early. Details on the shipping page.
Wrong size or misprint
Send a photo and your order number and we replace it. Printed to order means a correctly printed tee cannot come back for a change of mind, so check the size chart first. Group orders: see team orders.